Im a little bit shy in person but,
"I don't put this in my profile, but I probably should: No matter how cute you are, you're always going to be second fiddle to my 2 son and 1daughter. They are my permanent number 1.
"I don't say it, but I totally think it: I have to pay a babysitter so please don't waste my time asking me on a lame date. A crappy dinner isn't worth hiring a sitter for." -
If I were being honest, I'd say 'I'm do breastfeeding before, so my b😁😀bs are not usually this big; haha😂😂 also, I don't want anyone touching them and my daughter has first dibs on them.'
"I don't see that going over well though." --